these are my Dominion opinions. i'm not the best player in the world but i am always right about everything.

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Friday, May 13, 2011


A man named Drew practically wrote a book about Chancellor, so I'll keep my post brief.

Chancellor is a tease. You're dreaming of that glorious moment when you just drew a couple hands with all your favorite cards, you're halfway through your deck, and your next hand will be a bunch of dumb copper and a Chancellor, and you know the rest of the deck is all your victory cards and other crap that won't combo or nothin'. Wham, let's trigger that reshuffle and do it all again! Whee!

In truth, you're just as likely to draw your Chancellor in an early hand (when you don't want it) or a late hand (when you don't need it). And then, while you're hemming and hawing over whether or not to reshuffle, your opponent sneaks off behind you and bangs your girlfriend. Now you'll be raising his baby and you'll have no idea.

Fuck you, Chancellor.

Rating: 2/5
Only useful in a perfect world.

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